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Ok so an update on how things have been going with us so here is just that

1. JOHN and DAVE are adamant that NASON should appear on the bands poster and more interest groups are offended.
2. DAVE is incensed that the band didn't win any newpaper awards and gives ***** money to perform degrading, erotic tasks.
3. Vowing to improve the band after last week's newpaper awards failure, JOHN consults Dr Phil and attempts to interact with the audience.
4. DAVE and NASON think they're onto something when they discover that JOHN takes more sick days than anyone else.
5. DAVE & NASON return and are horrified to discover that JOHN has negotiated himself Mondays off.
6. NASON is in trouble with his girlfriend for saying her new haircut makes her look like Slade's Dave Hill.
7. This week NASON voices serious concerns about DAVE's showbiz friendships.
8. DAVE's been listening to GREEN DAY and wants to be more professional.